Description
💼🔥 CODEX + OUTLINE FOR SALE! 🔥
**A Formula for Calamity**
**Codex + Complete Story Outline**
Joe’s back behind the creative bar, pouring up another drop straight from the story tap—equal parts chaos, charm, and caffeine. If you love **Fantasy Humor** with a dash of heavy romance, this one’s brewed just for you. 🍻
**What’s on tap:**
✅ **Full Codex** — packed with characters, locations, lore, and subplots that hit harder than your third pint
✅ **36-chapter outline** perfectly paced for your storytelling flow
✅ **Market-ready tropes:** Time Pressure, Survival Stakes, Talking Animals, Meet Cute, Colony of talking grasshoppers try to stock food before winter, Grumpy/Sunshine, Forced Proximity, Competence Kink + Clumsy Heroine
✅ **Polished and flexible** for your unique author brand
**Premise:**
A reclusive biomancer, [Hero], is racing against the clock to cure a magical blight before it destroys the valley’s food supply. His work is catastrophically interrupted by [2nd Main Character], an optimistic but clumsy warden tasked with relocating a colony of anxious, talking grasshoppers. The disastrous meeting forces them into an uneasy alliance within the [Hero]’s small cottage. As they work together, they discover the blight is the direct cause of the grasshoppers’ starvation, binding their missions together. The story follows their bickering, banter-filled attempts to create a magical solution, negotiate with the grasshoppers’ dramatic spokes-insect, and fight their growing attraction, all under the immense pressure of the approaching winter that threatens everyone’s survival.
✨ **Genre:** Fantasy Humor / Cozy Romance
✨ **Length:** ~90,000 words (36 chapters)
🎯 **There’s only ONE**—when it’s gone, it’s gone.
📦 **Perfect for authors** who want a market-ready project that’s been crafted with care and ready to make your own.
⚡ **Sales are FINAL** once you complete your purchase!
🍺 **Joe says** this one pairs best with inspiration and bad decisions—it’s Beer-Thirty, and this codex just hit the tap.
