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💼🔥 CODEX + OUTLINE FOR SALE! 🔥
**An Unkindness of Influencers**
**Codex + Complete Story Outline**
Joe’s back behind the creative bar, pouring up another drop straight from the story tap—equal parts chaos, charm, and caffeine. If you love **Satire** and **Cozy Mysteries**, this one’s brewed just for you. 🍻
**What’s on tap:**
✅ **Full Codex** — packed with characters, locations, lore, and subplots that hit harder than your third pint
✅ **36-chapter outline** perfectly paced for your storytelling flow
✅ **Market-ready tropes:** Grumpy/Grumpy, Cute Pet, Talking Animals, Meet Cute, Cynic vs. Idealist, Forced Proximity, Amateur Sleuth, An owl sees a murder and tries to tell a female vet nurse
✅ **Polished and flexible** for your unique author brand
**Premise:**
Jaded and overworked, veterinary nurse [Hero] just wants to get through her shifts, pay off her student loans, and cuddle her emotionally needy Persian cat, the designated Cute Pet. Her routine is shattered when a patient—a majestic but traumatized owl—begins reenacting a murder. She reluctantly reports her “findings” to [2nd Main Character], a detective who’s seen it all and is deeply skeptical of her “animal psychic” act. But when the owl’s owner, a toxic wellness influencer, is found dead under suspicious circumstances, [Hero]’s bizarre story suddenly makes her the police’s top person of interest. Forced into a reluctant alliance, the two grumps must unravel the crime at a high-tech wellness compound, where every suspect is a competing influencer with a motive and an alibi sponsored by a CBD brand. As they get closer to the truth, they discover a shared, grudging respect… and the fact that they might be the only two sane people in a world gone mad.
✨ **Genre:** Satire / Cozy Mystery
✨ **Length:** ~90,000 words (36 chapters)
🎯 **There’s only ONE**—when it’s gone, it’s gone.
📦 **Perfect for authors** who want a market-ready project that’s been crafted with care and ready to make your own.
⚡ **Sales are FINAL** once you complete your purchase!
🍺 Joe says this one pairs best with inspiration and bad decisions—it’s Beer-Thirty, and this codex just hit the tap.
