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💼🔥 CODEX + OUTLINE FOR SALE! 🔥

🍺🕓 BEER-THIRTY DROP WITH JOE! 🕓🍺

**Last Call at the Weller House**
*Codex + Complete Story Outline*

Joe’s back behind the creative bar, pouring up another drop straight from the story tap—equal parts chaos, charm, and caffeine. If you love Romantic Comedy, this one’s brewed just for you. 🍻

**What’s on tap:**
✅ Full Codex — packed with characters, locations, lore, and subplots that hit harder than your third pint
✅ 37-chapter outline perfectly paced for your storytelling flow
✅ Market-ready tropes: Grumpy/Sunshine, Meet-Cute, Single dad, Sweet banter, Two people meet in a bar
✅ Polished and flexible for your unique author brand

**Premise:**
A grumpy widowed single father nursing his third beer at his usual Thursday night bar encounters the most relentlessly cheerful person he has ever met when she mistakes his drink for hers. Their witty, warm banter is the first real conversation he has had since his wife’s funeral two years prior. He goes home to his seven-year-old son having exchanged numbers with a stranger. But his son already knows her name — he met her weeks ago, at his bedroom window. She was very nice, Birch says. She smiled a lot. She knew all his favorite things. She asked questions about the house: where Daddy sleeps, where the locked door is, whether anyone ever goes down to the basement. Whatever has been visiting Birch’s window is not the woman from the bar. But it is getting better at being her — and it is feeding on every warm text exchange and earned laugh between them to refine the copy. The meet-cute is the mechanism of danger. The sweet banter is the entity’s weapon. And the single father’s grief is the unlocked window.

✨ Genre: Romantic Comedy
✨ Length: ~92,500 words (37 chapters)

🎯 There’s only ONE — when it’s gone, it’s gone.

📦 Perfect for authors who want a market-ready project that’s been crafted with care and ready to make your own.

⚡ Sales are FINAL once you complete your purchase!

🍺 Joe says this one pairs best with inspiration and bad decisions — it’s Beer-Thirty, and this codex just hit the tap.