Description
🍺🕓 **BEER-THIRTY DROP WITH JOE!** 🕓🍺
**The Krystallos Tithe**
**Codex + Complete Story Outline**
Joe’s back behind the creative bar, pouring up another drop straight from the story tap—equal parts chaos, charm, and caffeine. If you love Horror, this one’s brewed just for you. 🍻
**What’s on tap:**
✅ **Full Codex** — packed with characters, locations, lore, and subplots that hit harder than your third pint
✅ **40-50 chapter outline** perfectly paced for your storytelling flow
✅ **Market-ready tropes:** Escalation, Unsafe Place, Creature Threat, Grumpy/Grumpy, A group of possessed gnomes terrorize a small town over the holidays, Holiday Horror, Siege Horror, Folk Horror
✅ **Polished and flexible** for your unique author brand
**Premise:**
In the sickeningly cheerful tourist town of Krystallos, the holiday season begins with a series of increasingly malicious pranks. The town’s jaded sheriff, [Hero], dismisses them as teenage antics. However, when the pranks escalate into brutal, bizarre deaths, each staged with a garden gnome, [Hero] is forced to confront a terrifying reality. The only person who offers an explanation is the town’s resident pariah, [2nd Main Character], an abrasive academic who claims an ancient, forgotten land spirit, enraged by the town’s commercialism, has possessed the gnomes to exact a bloody Yuletide tithe. Trapped by a snowstorm during the town’s winter festival, the two must overcome their bitter personalities to stop the tiny, porcelain army from turning the celebration into a slaughter and making every resident’s home their tomb.
✨ **Genre:** Horror
✨ **Length:** ~100k – 125k words (40-50 chapters)
🎯 **There’s only ONE—when it’s gone, it’s gone.**
📦 **Perfect for authors** who want a market-ready project that’s been crafted with care and ready to make your own.
⚡ **Sales are FINAL** once you complete your purchase!
🍺 **Joe says** this one pairs best with inspiration and bad decisions—it’s Beer-Thirty, and this codex just hit the tap.
