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🍺 BEER-THIRTY DROP WITH JOE!
The Undying Grumps Series Complete Series Bible + 3 Fully Outlined Books
Joe’s pouring something with a little more bite today, so grab your pint and get ready for a blend of paranormal romance, enemies-to-lovers tension, and grumpy-grumpy goodness with actual fangs. This one’s got heart AND teeth!
What’s on tap: ✨ Full Series Bible — overflowing with world-building, Liaison Program protocols, vampire politics, and Guild dynamics, each more intoxicating than the last ✨ 3 complete 23-25 chapter outlines with dual POV structure (alternating chapters), paced like romantic thrillers ✨ Market-ready tropes: Enemies to lovers, Grumpy/Grumpy, Forced proximity, There is only one bed, Opposite worlds/class divide, Vampire/Hunter pairings ✨ Open-door heat level with 4 strategically placed intimate scenes per book ✨ Suitably multifaceted for your unique paranormal romance brand
Series Premise: In a world where vampires are out-of-the-coffin, the Interspecies Liaison Program forces mortal enemies to partner up and solve supernatural threats. Three books follow three disastrously successful pairings of the grumpiest individuals on both sides as they navigate bureaucratic red tape, monstrous threats, and inconvenient attraction that could be more dangerous than any monster they hunt.
📚 Book 1: Bite Me, I’m Yours — Cash-strapped hunter Ryla meets obscenely wealthy vampire Cassian. Flannel vs. penthouse living. Media circus vs. mutual survival.
📚 Book 2: Dead and Breakfast — Pragmatic hunter Jax gets trapped in a magically sealed safehouse with coolly detached vampire scholar Elara. Temporal magic loops vs. undeniable chemistry.
📚 Book 3: Fangs for Nothing — Feared agent Grier bodyguards flamboyant vampire socialite Valerius at a luxury resort. One bed, zero patience, infinite spark.
🎭 Genre: Paranormal Romance / Romantic Comedy 🌶️ Heat Level: Open-door (spicy!) 📖 Length: 3 complete books (23-25 chapters each)
✨ Only one available—when it’s gone, it’s gone! 💬
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🍺 In Joe’s wise words, this series pairs best with your favorite brew and a cozy reading nook—it’s Beer-Thirty, so grab these grumpy vampires while they’re still on tap.
